Vatican monkeys

True story:

The Vatican Embassy in Delhi has monkeys that live in the trees. Very aggressive monkeys. They like to jump into other embassies and destroy the garden, steal food, and have even attacked people.

The Norwegian Embassy decided to do something about this after one of the monkeys bit the ambassador's wife's dog. They hired protection in the form of another monkey that seems to keep the intruders at bay. Since this is Norway, land of rights and ranked highest of all countries in human development, this monkey has an official post at the embassy: Special Security Attaché (or something to that effect) and is on the payroll. I think they pay him in kind.